A woman reported

What did the dog say when he chased his

| Dog jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail? This is the end.

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A jogger running down a country road

| Farmer jokes

A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks"Were you talking to me"? The horse replies"Sure was, man I've got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few y

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Q: How so you call a

| Biologist jokes

Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist.

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?

| Ant jokes

What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !

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Q: How many PA's does

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy’s photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him. “Yes, please” she replied. “Tell him Mother didn’t come after all.”