Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

What's the difference between an angler and a

| Fishing jokes

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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If you take an Oriental person and spin

| Ethnic jokes

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?'

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What is a ghost

| Ghost jokes

What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.

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My sister's a really bad driver.

| Car and train jokes

My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run over.

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A lady was

| Police jokes

A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. But it also lit up her arm, too! Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took of

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Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!