What did the pay
| Money jokes
What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!
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What did the hamburger say when it found out
| Burger jokes
What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!
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Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the
| Music jokes
Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.
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Who drives away all of his
| Car and train jokes
Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver.
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Late one
| Criminal jokes
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the
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Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!