Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!
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Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils
| E-mail jokes
Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.
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Q: Which way did the programmer go?
| Computer jokes
Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!
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I don't think my Mom knows much about
| Bed jokes
I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake, and gets me up when I'm sleepy!
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What do you call a ghost who only
| Ghost jokes
What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.
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Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!