Johnny was asked
| Religious jokes
Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. "When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked
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Q: How can you steal the window seat of a
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
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Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that
| Money jokes
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!
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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?
| Food jokes
Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?
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Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is. '
| Cow jokes
Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.
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Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!