Did you hear about the overweight

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool

| Cat jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !

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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold

| Cat jokes

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !

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How do you make a dog

| Dog jokes

How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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How does a baby ghost cry?

| Baby jokes

How does a baby ghost cry? "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"

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What do you call an and with frogs legs ?

| Ant jokes

What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !

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Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!