When were King Arthur’s army too tired to

Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door!

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Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door! Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.

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Doctor, Doctor Can I have second

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Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!

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Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced

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Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother? New Recruit: Call for backup!

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Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take

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Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What is a horses favourite TV show?

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What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours

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When were King Arthur’s army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !