Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet?
| Blind jokes
Q: Why was a blind man's leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.
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Q: How many French
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.
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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry
| Frog jokes
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !
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I was once in a play called
| Bed jokes
I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.
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Open wider.
| Dentist jokes
Open wider. requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice."
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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.