Q: What do little trees say

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

| Cow jokes

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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What South American dance do cows like to do?

| Cow jokes

What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a

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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty

| Gorilla jokes

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!

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Why do you never see zebras or

| Various animal jokes

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

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Two men were walking home after a Halloween

| Spelling jokes

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and

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Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.