I just spotted a Chihuahua!
| Dog jokes
I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasn't very nice, you shouldn't draw on dogs!
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How does the captain know the aircraft is
| Aviation jokes
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
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What do you get if you cross a moth with a
| Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
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Golfer: "That can't be my
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old." Caddy: "It's a long time since we started, sir."
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Why do elephants jump across rivers?
| Elephant jokes
Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish.
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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.