A Texan walks into a pub in
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A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's o
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Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4
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Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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What did the baby
| Bird jokes
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !
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For their 25th wedding
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For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France, they return to the airport for the trip back to America. While waiting for the plane, the wife turns to her husband and says, "This was the most wonderful gift I could hav
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Police Officer: Why are you driving in a
| Car and train jokes
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.