What do you do? a young man asked
| Doctor and nurse jokes
What do you do? a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear. "That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."
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A Scotsman paying his first
| Zoo jokes
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha' rats the size of elephants over the
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Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is. '
| Cow jokes
Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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What did the young witch say to her
| Witch jokes
What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
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When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul’s Day