What do dogs have that
| Dog jokes
What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !
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What's as big as an elephant but
| Elephant jokes
What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow !
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A man in a bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving
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Teacher: If you have five
| School jokes
Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !
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Which villains steal soap from the bath?
| Bath jokes
Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.
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This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can’t think what possessed her.