This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can’t

What do dogs have that

| Dog jokes

What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !

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What's as big as an elephant but

| Elephant jokes

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow !

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A man in a bar

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving

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Teacher: If you have five

| School jokes

Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

| Bath jokes

Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.

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This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can’t think what possessed her.