Policeman: Do you know
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the
| Cow jokes
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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What do you call a crate of
| Bird jokes
What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !
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Steve,
| Humor jokes
Steve, Bob and Jeff are all working on some very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realise they'll have to inform his wife. Bob says he's good with this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to
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A sailor in the Navy who had been at
| Military jokes
A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due back in port: "I have missed you so much and I can't wait to make love to you. I want you to come down to the pier to m
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After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, we encourage our wives to use electronic mail. Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent, then call back to confirm that it arrived and have a conversation about the contents!