Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
| Birthday jokes
Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.
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Q: What did the football say to the football
| Sport jokes
Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you.
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing
| Cow jokes
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!
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Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
| Apple jokes
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."
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Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch.
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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !