Alsation: What is your
| Dog jokes
Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!
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A tough case was being argued in court. The
| Lawyer jokes
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney, feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle of hundred-year old brandy. The defendant was fit to be tied. "The judge'll kill me. Trying to bribe him! We're dead!" "I don't think so," his attorney told him. "I sent it in
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After shopping for most of the day, a couple
| Marriage jokes
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been r
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Spell electricity with three letters.
| Spelling jokes
Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy).
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Q: What happens if you sing country music
| Music jokes
Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.
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What’s the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.