What vegetable needs a plumber?

What do you get if you cross the Internet

| Internet jokes

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

| Bed jokes

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.

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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a

| School jokes

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

| Ghost jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!

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Why are you so

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Why are you so excited?, the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc, this is my first operation." "Really? It's mine too, and I am not excited at all."

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What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.