What do cannibals eat for breakfast?

Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor:

| Fishing jokes

Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I'm serious!

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What did Noah do while spending time on the

| Fishing jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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What dog always gets on everyone's nerves?

| Dog jokes

What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!

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Q. How did a blind girl burn her

| Blind jokes

Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron

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Why are astronauts successful

| Space jokes

Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !

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What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host.