The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and

A family of tortoises went into a cafe

| Various animal jokes

A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, "I think it's going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?" So off went junior for Father's umbrella, but three days later he still hadn't returned.

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Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last

| Dance jokes

Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible." Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl

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Conductor, do you stop

| Bus jokes

Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!

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What's the biggest moth in the

| Insect jokes

What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !

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What song does a car radio play?

| Car and train jokes

What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).

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The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.