Q: Why are violas so large?
| Music jokes
Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.
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Did you hear about the monster who had twelve
| Monster jokes
Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.
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Why did the bald man put a rabbit
| Hair and bald jokes
Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
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The sheriff of a small
| Police jokes
The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?" "Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife asked. "Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth ope
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Why are fish no good at tennis? They don’t like to get too close to the net!