A woman was shopping in a
| Salesmen jokes
A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store. Trying on a dress and liking it, she asked the salesman the price. When he told her she launched into a tirade about prices these days, covering just about everything from housing to auto tires. After ten minutes or so, the salesman had obvi
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Look over there! Said the frightened
| Various animal jokes
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
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Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
| Blonde jokes
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
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Fred's class was taken to the Natural History
| Zoo jokes
Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got home. "Oh, yes," replied Fred. "But it was funny going to a dead zoo."
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What’s the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.