Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
| Dentist jokes
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.
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Q. How do you know a blonde has been
| Blonde jokes
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.
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Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
| Bus jokes
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.
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What do you get if you cross a firefly
| Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
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How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.