Q: How many republicans does
| Political jokes
Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that.
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How did the telephones get married ?
| Telephone jokes
How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !
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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to
| Lawyer jokes
Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
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A wildlife biologist crew
| Biologist jokes
A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in the woods and he made his rounds to visit each pair every few days. One particular crew, Sarah and Jim, were not getting nearly as much work accomplished as the others, so he s
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Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California
| Letter jokes
Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. "Hey," cried the foreman, "what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?" "Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend," explained Braxton, "but he can't re
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Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?