Q. What do you call a
| Blonde jokes
Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence.
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What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !
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The angry wife met her husband at the door.
| Marriage jokes
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "there is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
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What English King invented
| History jokes
What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !
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A man was walking along a beach and stumbled
| Women jokes
A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. Yo
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Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. “Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?” . “Oy vey, Abraham, it’s not going so good, we had a flood last week.” “So, Morrie,” whispers Abraham “How do you start a flood?”.