Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but
| Dog jokes
Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.
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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her
| Pig jokes
What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? "That's the end of me!"
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Why did the monster drink ten liters of
| Monster jokes
Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with
| Vampire jokes
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door.
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What noise does a cat make going down the highway
| Cat jokes
What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
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Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.