Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on

Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but

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Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? "That's the end of me!"

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door.

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

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Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.