At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after
| Food jokes
At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?" "Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."
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What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
| Horse jokes
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !
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I was glad when one fish got
| Fishing jokes
I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!
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What's big and grey and wears a mask
| Elephant jokes
What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !
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Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman
| Farmer jokes
Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole’