A man was fed up of
| Car and train jokes
A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal. When he returned to his car it had been broken into again and there w
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A knight and his
| Dirty jokes
A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting. "How are we faring?" asked the king. "Sire!" replied the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies to the west." "What?" shrieked the king, "I don't have any
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When does a dog go "moo" ?
| Dog jokes
When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !
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Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
| College jokes
Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Professor Yes, but I thought it was mine!
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A wealthy investor walked into a bank and
| Business jokes
A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours." The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."
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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing “What a Friend We Have In Jesus…”