A man was in court charged with
| Car and train jokes
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the man. "It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
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And then there was the Newfie who was
| Idiot and fool jokes
And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He'd tried to hang himself with a rubber band.
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What did the fat pig say when the farmer
| Pig jokes
What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? "I'm afraid that's all going to waist."
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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her
| Divorce jokes
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is m
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Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?
| History jokes
Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!
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A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…the bartender looks up and says ” where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies ” Over in Africa, there’s millions of them ” !!!!