Why did the elephant paint


| College jokes

Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: Positive.

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Military Intelligence

| Vietnamese

My uncle Jack served in the late 60s on the aircraft carrier USS Ranger, CVA-61, in the Tonkin Gulf off the east coast of Vietnam. Having spent his youth with Ham radio, he became an electronics technician. He came aboard fresh from high school, Basic Training, and the US Navy's radio repairman's s

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At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters

| Aviation jokes

At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as they could. A man toward the end of the snaking line of passengers was obviously impatient and very frustrated at having to wait so long in the slow movin

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A policeman had a

| Police jokes

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted

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Did you hear about the guy

| Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?'

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !