What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when
| Vampire jokes
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!
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Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!
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What is the title of the new Vietnamamese
| Food jokes
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog.
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Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad
| Money jokes
Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. 'I've lost five cents,' sobbed Johnny. 'Don't worry,' said his dad kindly. Here's five more for you,' At this Johnny howled louder than ever. 'Now what is it ?' asked his dad. 'I wish I'd said I'd lost ten cents!
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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it’s a baby elephant !