Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North
| College jokes
Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus. One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, "I hear there's a new case of herpes in the dorm." "Great!" said Baldwin. "I was getting tired of 7-Up!"
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Q: What do you call the
| Music jokes
Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists.
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
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Isnt the principal a
| School jokes
Isnt the principal a dummy! said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." "I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"
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Why are electric trains like a
| Dirty jokes
Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.
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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.