Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young
| Zoo jokes
Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task. "Go and clean out the aquarium" he was told. Arriving at the aquarium, he discovered that all the fish were dead. He rushed back to the head keeper and asked what he should
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Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider
| Waiter jokes
Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies.
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What do you call a man who claps at
| Christmas jokes
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !
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Why are vampire families so close?
| Vampire jokes
Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.
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What did the judge say when
| Various animal jokes
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court!
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Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise.