Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
| History jokes
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !
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Smith goes to
| Business jokes
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off.
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What kind of doctors are like spiders ?
| Insect jokes
What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !
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A draftee went in for his physical wearing a
| Military jokes
A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for Medically Exempt. Afterward a friend borrowed the truss to wear for his physical. At the end of the examination the doctor stamped M.E. on his papers. "Does that mean I'm me
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Resolving to surprise her husband, an
| Business jokes
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office. As she walks in unannounced, she finds his secretary sitting on his lap. Without hesitating, he begins to dictated a letter... "And in conclusion gentlemen, budget cut or not, I cannot continue to operate this office
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What is a collie puppy’s favorite toy? A chew-chew train!