I bought a dog the other day… I named him Stay.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

| Cow jokes

Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!

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Men are like plungers.

| Men jokes

Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom

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Louise was watching her big sister covering her

| Face jokes

Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "What's that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," came the reply. Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean. "Doesn't work, does it?" was her comment.

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What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his

| Monster jokes

What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

| Vampire jokes

Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.

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I bought a dog the other day… I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him… “Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He’s an East German Shepherd.