How did the Chihuahua disappear

What do cows wear when they're

| Cow jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

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An aircraft is about to crash. There are

| Political jokes

An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died." So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The

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What do young ghosts

| Parent jokes

What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy.

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What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a

| Aviation jokes

What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner? A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the captain if he tries to touch the controls, and the co-pilot is there to feed the dog.

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Overweight is something that just sort of

| Food jokes

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-‘n-go-seekle!