Men are like vacuum
| Men jokes
Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
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It was well known that a certain lake was very
| Fishing jokes
It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one guy kept coming home with his limit of fish on several occations. He asked the guy: "How is it that you are catching fish out of that lake when no one else can?" The guy re
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Why do wallets make so much noise?
| Money jokes
Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.
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What's as big as an elephant but
| Elephant jokes
What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow !
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Waiter, waiter,theres a hand in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, waiter,theres a hand in my soup. "That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl."
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A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. “Is that your big dog outside?” Wondering how she had got past him he said “Yes why?” She said I’m sorry but my dog just killed him!” “What??” Roared the man “What kind of dog have you got??” “A Peke” Replied the woman. “A Peke??? how could that little thing kill my big fine guard dog?” “I think it got stuck in his throat!” Replied the woman.