Who was that on the phone, Fred?
| Telephone jokes
Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
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Q: How does a blonde
| Blonde jokes
Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
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Who is king of all the mice ?
| Mouse jokes
Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !
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What do you call the
| Various animal jokes
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah!
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Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!