Q: What is the difference between a dog and a
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
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Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
| Bus jokes
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.
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What's an actuary?
| Accountant jokes
What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.
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A man appears before a judge one day, asking
| Divorce jokes
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce." "Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house." The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about
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A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down
| Old age jokes
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. The
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Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there’