Do you love me more than you love sleep?
| Humor jokes
Do you love me more than you love sleep? "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"
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You
| Computer jokes
You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!! As we ain't got no programin' experience, this here Virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thanks for your cooperation.
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A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship
| Space jokes
A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters U.F.O. printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Objec
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What do you get if you cross a dog and a
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
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Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he’s healthy!