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A client of a hospital where they made brain

| Police jokes

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000." The client asked, "What

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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a

| Dog jokes

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied !

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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a

| Ghost jokes

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.

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What do you call a horse that's been all around

| Horse jokes

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!

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Janet came home from school and asked

| Hair and bald jokes

Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "It's glue." "I thought so," said Janet. "I wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today."

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Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don’t talk rubbish!