1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan

Which kind of ink do you put in your

| Computer jokes

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.

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What do you think of Dracula films?

| Vampire jokes

What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!

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The eastern lady who was all ready to take a

| Cowboy jokes

The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cow

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Q: What has got four legs and an arm?

| Dog jokes

Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

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What kind of dog sounds

| Dog jokes

What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !

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1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.