The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy

What is the difference between a barking dog and

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up.

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These two friends are about to go to

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These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said If someone says something about my eye, i'm gonna snap. They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, Would I?

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a

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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.

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A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.

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A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor. He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill." The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?" The guy says "Nah, she just lies there like her mother."

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The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband’s lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, “Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typing of the charging documents. My client claims that he left her bed ‘bored’.”