Why did the piglets do badly in
| Pig jokes
Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners.
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Why were the vets and pounds
| Weather jokes
Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs
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What did Adam do when he wanted some
| Religious jokes
What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain.
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Q: How do you get a
| Dirty jokes
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
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A cop pulled up
| Ethnic jokes
A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."
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Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When the lawyer won, the dog bit him.