Q: Whats the difference between erotic and

What fish sounds like a telephone?

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What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.

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A policeman had a

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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted

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Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when

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Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up. Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous people from the group.

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Why did the mummy stop using the

| Internet jokes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't get

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

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Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.