How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
| Ghost jokes
How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!
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What did one snake say to another ?
| Snake jokes
What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !
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Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to
| Monster jokes
Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.
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Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to
| Birthday jokes
Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't. I've just dropped it.
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A lady with a
| Marriage jokes
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. "Are you a friend of the bride ?" he asked. "Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's mother."
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It’s Braille for ‘Suck here.