An elderly man visits his

How do you know you're leading a sad

| Dirty jokes

How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

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Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate?

| Ethnic jokes

Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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Room Service? Can you send up a

| Travel and tourist jokes

Room Service? Can you send up a towel? "Please wait, someone else is using it."

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A monster walked into the council rent office

| Monster jokes

A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.

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Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for

| Dog jokes

Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind.

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An elderly man visits his doctor. “Doctor, I would like you to examine me to see if I am sexually fit.” “Very well, let me see your sex organs, please.” The aged patient replied o.k. “And stuck out his index finger and his tongue.”