A murderer,

A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the

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A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant. "Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?" "Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the ass

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The Hurricane

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The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff

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Which dog eats with its tail?

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Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.

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Q: Why couldn't the

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What's Up, Doc? by

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What's Up, Doc? by Howie Dewin

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A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her neck. His wife started to move her head violently, at which the man got up and left the room. The husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife and hissed, “Darling, I saw him kissing you. He probably hasn’t seen a woman in years. Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just go along with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever you do don’t fight him or make him mad. Our lives may depend on it!” “Darling,” the wife said, spitting out her gag. “I’m so relieved you feel that way. He wasn’t kissing me, he was whispering to me. He told me he thinks you’re really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom.”