Did you hear about the granny who plugged her
| Bed jokes
Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed.
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Information?
| Business jokes
Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company. "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A as in are. Y as in you." The operator pauses. "Just a minute, sir. I'll connect you with my supervisor . . ."
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Two men were out hunting when one of them saw
| Hunting jokes
Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. "Quick," said the first, "shoot it." "I can't," said the second. "My gun isn't loaded." "Well," said the first," you know that, and I know that, but the rabbit doesn't."
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Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at
| Parent jokes
Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, "Gee, you're dumb, Mom. You don't know anything." "Now, son," scolded Bentley, "you musn't be picky about your mother's little faults."
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What game do reindeer play in their
| Christmas jokes
What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!
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A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25″ remote controlled color television set. “One dollar,” the clerk replied. “You’ve got to be kidding.” “Look, Mac,” the clerk said, “do you want it or not?” Of course, the customer gave him a dollar. On the way out with his incredible bargain, the suctomer saw a big frost-free refrigerator with automatic ice maker. “How much for that?” he asked the clerk. “Fifty cents,” came the reply. The customer forked over the half dollar, saying, “What the heck is going on here?” “Nothing is goining on here,” the clerk snapped. “But my boss is at my house with my wife. And what he’s doing to her, I’m doing to his business.”