Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand
| Dog jokes
Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!
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Why is politics for the birds?
| Bird jokes
Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
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Where do hogs keep their money?
| Money jokes
Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.
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Q: What do you call a truckload
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you call a truckload of vibrators? A: Toys for Twats.
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Where does the dentist get his gas?…At the filling station