What are a parrot's favourite literary
| Bird jokes
What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
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A drunk man
| Religious jokes
A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began to read. After a few minutes the man t
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Boy monster: You've got a face like a million
| Face jokes
Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !
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What happens if you upset a cannibal?
| Cannibal jokes
What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
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What do you call a big irish spider ?
| Insect jokes
What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !
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What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.